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I didn't steal the dog. It followed me home. I tried to make sure that it stayed where it belonged, but it weighs more than I do. I couldn't have very well picked it up and put it over the fence it had just jumped over, could I?

I left a note. I fed it. I made sure it was properly exercised. I kept it from getting properly stolen or injured.

There's no reason to be upset. It's safe. It's happy. I did nothing wrong.