Well, they got off to a good start with ASIP

But no. Just no. It had some good moments, but it was contrived even for a murder mystery. Have you any idea how difficult it is to keep a tattoo on the bottom of your foot? And how did Holmes miss the beginning of the translated cipher but make a connection that led from a wet telephone book to a flat above a shop being connected to everything?

Completely inconsistent, bland, and don't even get me started on Watson's new love interest. Are they just going completely ignore Morstan? OK, well, I would if I could, but I'm not writing a Holmes adaptation for the BBC.

Next week's episode had better shape up or this is going to turn into another Asylum film. Only it will be worse, because there will be three of them.