Apparently, he was equally unimpressive as a corpse.

[consulting_detective]

There is nothing about this story that isn't hilarious.

Comments

[alltoseek.livejournal.com]

You were right :-)

[piplover.livejournal.com]

If I wasn't laughing at his after life adventures I might feel sorry for him. As it is, I'll just continue to laugh. Thanks for the link!

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Somewhere in Madame Tussauds, there is a mannequin that is actually a corpse

I'm just waiting for some tourist to touch it and accidentally break off the arm

I'd pay to watch that

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

For a song about this guy (not the song referenced in the article, a DIFFERENT one!) go here (http://www.sendspace.com/file/u2dfd4).

The song takes a fair amount of artistic license. Also, the artist performs it on a home-made electric zither. That could be either a warning or an enticement.