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[consulting_detective]

I prefer being bored well over being in pain.

I also do not think that I am a fan of dogs.

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[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

I prefer being bored well over being in pain.

I thought you hated it when people state the obvious. :D

I'm not a fan of dogs either, and I've never even been bitten. But if you say you don't like dogs, people look at you like you're killing puppies and possibly kicking babies.

[consulting_detective]

I'd say being attacked by one is a perfectly logical and valid reason to not like them. They're unpredictable, uncontrollable animals.

[my-croft.livejournal.com]

It's not their fault you fail to understand them.

[consulting_detective]

I didn't do anything! I was just standing there and it decided that I looked like lunch!

[my-croft.livejournal.com]

"They're unpredictable, uncontrollable animals."
That only proves that you don't understand them.

Perhaps you'd like a kitty?

[consulting_detective]

I'd like not to get bitten by animals when I'm trying to work.

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Alright, that's enough you two.
It's not really S' fault.

[consulting_detective]

Single him out. It's my journal; I'm allowed to defend myself here.

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

I'm on your side you ninny.

[consulting_detective]

So quit calling me names.

[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Never stop, Mary.

Just so you know, I'm calling you that from now on. After all, it's only fair after "Crofty".

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*
You are something, aren't you.

You are of course, welcome to come and use my shower. It's clean, warm and I've got fancy shampoo.

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Tell John to try washing the bath out with vinegar.
Or leave a bowl of coffee grounds on the side of the bath.

[consulting_detective]

You tell him.

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he would appreciate the gesture if you told him.

[consulting_detective]

Nope.